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Re: Astronomicheskaya nedelya s 19 po 25 marta 2012 goda
23.03.2012 1:34 | A.P. Vasi
AleksandrKozlovskii
Esli Vam nravitsya etot fantasticheskii rasskaz, to mozhete v blizhaishem
vypuske "Nebosvoda" napechatat'.
Po povodu statei pro efir kak sredu
chtoby u Vas napechatat' esli Vam ne udobno
to mozhete ne otvechat', ya ponimayu chto Vashi chitateli relyativisty,
tak chto Vam takie stat'i i darom ne nuzhny.
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Rasskaz
Fantasticheskii son o gorode fizikov.
Prisnilsya gorod fizikov, on sostoyal iz odnoi central'noi ulicy,
kotoraya razdelyala pustynnye dikie prostory klassicheskoi fiziki,
i plodonosyashie sady relyativistskoi fiziki.
Po pustynnym prostoram klassicheskoi fiziki skitalis' kakie-to
golodrancy neskol'ko bylo po dvoe i po troe no v osnovnom odinochki,
hodili chto-to pisali na peske, koe kto iz al'ternativshikov provodil
kakie-to opyty na kostre poka gotovili edu.
Prakticheski vse al'ternativshiki periodicheski i s raznym uspehom
uchastvovali v forumah
"skai-tyuh" i "zvezdomer".
Eti uchastki dorogi otlichalis' razmetkoi ulicy, i nalichiem zabora
so storony relyativistov na "zvezdomere", zabor na "zvezdomere" ne
dlya togo chtoby al'ty ne lazili, a dlya togo chtoby somnevayushiesya
relyativisty ne smogli ubezhat' ot moderatorskoi porki. Vozle forumnoi
razmetki s obeih storon periodicheski stoyali tolpy zevak i prihodili
oratory to s toi a to s drugoi storony.
Na "skai-tyuhe" demokratii bylo pobol'she i vse orali drug na druga i periodicheski
rvali na sebe odezhdu i brosali cherez dorogu, tam v nee vyshmarkivalis' i brosali
obratno.
Na "zvezdomere" reryativisty posle meryanii teleskopami i posle obeda v gos
stolovoi, pododvigalis' i podkatyvalis' na svoih kreslah k doroge,
chtoby luchshe slyshat'.
Po sredine ulichnoi razmetki "zvezdomerovskogo" foruma stoyal - pletochnyh
shmaganii master, - nesravnennyi moderator Bi-Be. On slavilsya tem chto ot
pryamyh voprosov uhodil svoimi otvetami v intellektual'noe begstvo.
Ot al'ternativshikov on treboval dat' emu posmotret' teh pasport na efir,
i predostavit' opyty za kotorye mozhno nobelevskuyu poluchit' eshe vchera.
Estestvenno zapros na relyativistskii teh-pasport na prichinu skorosti sveta vyzyvaet
shatanie v kreslah i bubnenie relyativistov o tom chto v nem net smysla,
a smysl est' v pasporte na efir.
Tak sobstvenno v neponimanii i smotreli drug na druga.
Prodolzhenie
Rasskaz
Fantasticheskii son o gorode fizikov.
Dal'she u dorogi relyativisty postavili tribu svoih dostizhenii
s trubnymi fanfarami.
Na fanfarah raznye nadpisi, - bez kotoryh relyativizm
byl by nevozmozhen.
Chtoby uiti ot efira pridumali fanfary ---- "vakuum"
Chtoby uiti ot sveta kotoryi byl
v efire, pridumali fanfary --- "foton"
Tak kak ne smogli pridumat'
kuda teplo devaetsya ot zvezd,
pridumali fanfary - ---"bol'shoi vzryv",
tepla u zvezd okazalos' mnogo
i chtoby pogloshat' eshe teplo
ot zvezd pridumali fanfary - --- "chernaya - dyra"
a energii okazalos' eshe bol'she,
pridumali fanfary ---" uskorennoe rasshirenie",
i neponyatno chem prityagivaetsya
tokmo po dva tela pridumali fanfary --- "gravitaciya".
A na protiv tribuny s fanfarami raspolagalsya zritel'nyi zal
smeha relyativistov, tak kak na tribunu s fanfarami periodicheski
zabegali odichavshie al'ty, oni pribegali s toi storony dorogi,
so storony klassicheskoi fiziki. I kogda odichavshie al'ty v svoih
vozmushennyh rechah ispol'zovali slova isklyuchitel'no dlya
relyativistov, i oni sovpadali s nadpisyami na fanfarah, to vmesto
slov oni duli v fanfary relyativistov.
Nekotorye dikie al'ty celye relyativistskie koncerty
ustraivali i vyduvali fugi , gorazdo
luchshe nekotoryh relyativistov. Relyativisty osobo sil'no
smeyalis' kogda dikie al'ty ispol'zovali vse slova.
Vdrug zavisli v vozduhe udary plet'yu, master Bi-Be na "zvezdomere"
shmagal vseh podryad a chtoby uvazhali.
Sobstvenno tak i zhili, klassicheskaya storona - pustynya bednosti,
i relyativistskie fruktovye sady s shokoladnymi kabinetami.
Po doroge to tam to tam probegali bobry, ih po druzheski bili
teleskopami s lyuboi storony ulicy.
Vot ya i prosnulsya.
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