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Re: Tumannost' Krasnyi pryamougol'nik ot Habbla
4.06.2013 0:58 | A.P. Vasi
Re: Chernaya dyra | 17.01.20121:13 |
Rasskaz Fantasticheskii son o gorode fizikov. Prisnilsya gorod fizikov, on sostoyal iz odnoi central'noi ulicy, kotoraya razdelyala pustynnye dikie prostory klassicheskoi fiziki, i plodonosyashie sady relyativistskoi fiziki. Po pustynnym prostoram klassicheskoi fiziki skitalis' kakie-to golodrancy neskol'ko bylo po dvoe i po troe no v osnovnom odinochki, hodili chto-to pisali na peske, koe kto iz al'ternativshikov provodil kakie-to opyty na kostre poka gotovili edu. Prakticheski vse al'ternativshiki periodicheski i s raznym uspehom uchastvovali v forumah "skai-tyuh" i "zvezdomer". Eti uchastki dorogi otlichalis' razmetkoi ulicy, i nalichiem zabora so storony relyativistov na "zvezdomere", zabor na "zvezdomere" ne dlya togo chtoby al'ty ne lazili, a dlya togo chtoby somnevayushiesya relyativisty ne smogli ubezhat' ot moderatorskoi porki. Vozle forumnoi razmetki s obeih storon periodicheski stoyali tolpy zevak i prihodili oratory to s toi a to s drugoi storony. Na "skai-tyuhe" demokratii bylo pobol'she i vse orali drug na druga i periodicheski rvali na sebe odezhdu i brosali cherez dorogu, tam v nee vyshmarkivalis' i brosali obratno. Na "zvezdomere" reryativisty posle meryanii teleskopami i posle obeda v gos stolovoi, pododvigalis' i podkatyvalis' na svoih kreslah k doroge, chtoby luchshe slyshat'. Po sredine ulichnoi razmetki "zvezdomerovskogo" foruma stoyal - pletochnyh shmaganii master, - nesravnennyi moderator Bi-Be. On slavilsya tem chto ot pryamyh voprosov uhodil svoimi otvetami v intellektual'noe begstvo. Ot al'ternativshikov on treboval dat' emu posmotret' teh pasport na efir, i predostavit' opyty za kotorye mozhno nobelevskuyu poluchit' eshe vchera. Estestvenno zapros na relyativistskii teh-pasport na prichinu skorosti sveta vyzyvaet shatanie v kreslah i bubnenie relyativistov o tom chto v nem net smysla, a smysl est' v pasporte na efir. Tak sobstvenno v neponimanii i smotreli drug na druga. Prodolzhenie Rasskaz Fantasticheskii son o gorode fizikov. Dal'she u dorogi relyativisty postavili tribunu svoih dostizhenii s trubnymi fanfarami. Na fanfarah raznye nadpisi, - bez kotoryh relyativizm byl by nevozmozhen. Chtoby uiti ot efira pridumali fanfary ---- "vakuum" Chtoby uiti ot sveta kotoryi byl v efire, pridumali fanfary --- "foton" Tak kak ne smogli pridumat' kuda teplo devaetsya ot zvezd, pridumali fanfary - ---"bol'shoi vzryv", tepla u zvezd okazalos' mnogo i chtoby pogloshat' eshe teplo ot zvezd pridumali fanfary - --- "chernaya - dyra" a energii okazalos' eshe bol'she, pridumali fanfary ---" uskorennoe rasshirenie", i neponyatno chem prityagivaetsya tokmo po dva tela pridumali fanfary --- "gravitaciya". A na protiv tribuny s fanfarami raspolagalsya zritel'nyi zal smeha relyativistov, tak kak na tribunu s fanfarami periodicheski zabegali odichavshie al'ty, oni pribegali s toi storony dorogi, so storony klassicheskoi fiziki. I kogda odichavshie al'ty v svoih vozmushennyh rechah ispol'zovali slova isklyuchitel'no dlya relyativistov, i oni sovpadali s nadpisyami na fanfarah, to vmesto slov oni duli v fanfary relyativistov. Nekotorye dikie al'ty celye relyativistskie koncerty ustraivali i vyduvali fugi , gorazdo luchshe nekotoryh relyativistov. Relyativisty osobo sil'no smeyalis' kogda dikie al'ty ispol'zovali vse slova. Vdrug zavisli v vozduhe udary plet'yu, master Bi-Be na "zvezdomere" shmagal vseh podryad a chtoby uvazhali. Sobstvenno tak i zhili, klassicheskaya storona - pustynya bednosti, i relyativistskie fruktovye sady s shokoladnymi kabinetami. Po doroge to tam to tam probegali bobry, ih po druzheski bili teleskopami s lyuboi storony ulicy. Vot ya i prosnulsya. |
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